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Jelani’s Philosophy

(For Iron Wolves)

Jelani’s Bane: ‘Rune Sword’, 2-3 All skills, Ethereal, 3 Sockets; When 2 Parts, 10% FCR; When 3 Parts, 15% FCR; When Full Set, 20% FCR.

Jelani’s Stinky Roar: ‘Armet’, 150-200 Defense, Ethereal, 1 Socket; When 2 Parts, 15% Chance to Cast level 15 ‘Howl’ on Get Hit; When 3 Parts, 20% Chance to Cast level 20 Fully Synergized ‘Poison Nova’, When Full Set, 25% Chance to Cast level 60 ‘Stinky Spray’

Jelani the TreeEnt: ‘Great Hauberk’, 180-220% Defense, Ethereal, 1 Socket; When 2 Parts, 20% Magic Resist; When 3 Parts, 25% Magic Resist; When Full Set, 60% Magic Resist.

Jelani’s Brokeback: ‘Heater’, 180-220% Defense, Ethereal, 1 Socket; When 2 Parts, 20% All Resist; When 3 Parts, 25% All Resist; When Full Set, 30% All Resist.

2 Parts: 10 HP Regen, 20% FCR.

3 Parts: 15 HP Regen, 30% FCR.

Full Set: 20 HP Regen, 50% FCR, 50% All Resist, Level 25 ‘Meditation’ Aura when equipped, +1 to ‘Elemental Rage’

Elemantal Rage: A passive skill only available to Iron Wolves, greatly increased their Elemental and Poison Damage.

Stinky Spray: A massive circle of Poison Gas.

Trivia: ‘Jelani’ is the most popular name for Iron Wolves among Mandarin community players. The reason is pretty funny: translators of official traditional Chinese version had mistakenly translated ‘Jelani’ by pronunciation into a Chinese-Character term mostly used for translating Female names such as ‘Joanne’ or ‘Jenny’. As the result, Chinese speaking players believe that Jelani must be a Gay, and many Memes about him are being produced ever since traditional Chinese version released. I made this set based on those Memes, all the vocabulary I chose are directed to specific Memes:

Philosophy: Also known as Philo-♂-sophy, a Meme interpretation of Billy Herrington’s gay porn videos.

Bane: This word has been translated into a Chinese term which literally means ‘the Root of All Sins’, however, as a Chinese slang, ‘the Root of All Sins’ is always referring to ‘the Phallus’.

Stinky Roar: This term is from a funny comedic Japanese gay porn video, famous for its leading character ‘Yaju Senpai’, literally means ‘Wild Beast the Experienced’.

The TreeEnt: Translated from a Japanese nickname for the gay porn star Billy Herrington, the Japanese form should be ‘Mori-no-Yosei’, literally means ‘the Fairy of Forest’.

Brokeback: A famous Hollywood movie telling a gay story.

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